but i got moves
"hey my friend thinks ur cute"
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
trying to keep my grades up like
Impacted wisdom tooth removal, tonsillitis, and a cold all in one weekend. It’s okay, the LSAT is only in two weeks, and it looks like I’M GONNA GET MY ASS KICKED.
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
i am the shyest attention whore ever
when people reblog really good posts but then add really dumb comments
my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg