surprisebitch:

me as a parent

(Source: twerkgifs, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via elizabethswarren)

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Source: catsfurever, via dutchster)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

(Source: ibaaad, via sle4zy)

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

(Source: brokegifs, via sle4zy)

suckonmynick:

Me going bowling

(Source: bgc-land, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

benchandcompass:

leaving shore early.

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