avaginadialogue asked:
Damn bro, that really homosexual-looking bag is not getting me any girls. -how to gay

deadvibess:

but i got moves

at the club

gotitforcheap:

"hey my friend thinks ur cute"

*looks over*

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via wellanthropologicallyspeaking)

human:

trying to keep my grades up like image

(Source: human, via deadvibess)

Impacted wisdom tooth removal, tonsillitis, and a cold all in one weekend. It’s okay, the LSAT is only in two weeks, and it looks like I’M GONNA GET MY ASS KICKED. 

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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(Source: heteroh, via welcometoweekendupdate)

(Source: lardypoison, via dutchster)

"Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo"

Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

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mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

(via dutchster)

(Source: dirudo, via dutchster)

shytoaster:

when people reblog really good posts but then add really dumb comments

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lebaenese:

my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via oarl)

(Source: 9fail, via dutchster)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via dutchster)